Happy Friday the 13th! Jason is waiting for you…in the Jacuzzi.
After making love to my second cousin, I was relieved to learn that it wasn’t illegal… apart from the necrophilia.
(Source: thezombieriot.com)
SOON.
OBEY. REPRODUCE. CONSUME.
Happy Groundhog Day! How will you cook yours?
My microwave has a zombie mode.
